Poo in my pants

Did a wet fart the other day, very embrassing.  Happened in M&S.

 Had done a big shite earlier…it was a bit runny and I was in a hurry so when I thought it was finished I went…but there was a bit of residual poop in my pants…then I farted (a small fart) and it went through to my jeans.  Very embrassing as I was in M&S at the time, had to exit quickly back to my car.  Nightmare if I had to get the bus.

Yuk!