Banzai Land - from madness personified produces sanity

My puppy is now 6 months old and a royal pain the ass.

 It’s true beagles are a handful, but this guy is just 5 dogs in one. 

Still, we have to give him 2 years before we can say officially he’s a ‘bad dog’.

Post some pics next time.

..and I’m not upset….because I got ill over the festive period…so selfish!

I truly wished Jesus Christ a happy birthday, even though we’re probably a month off chart.

In any case, I’m still eating chocolates at this late stage in the game….showing self restraint.

Why does everyone get so worked up at Christmas?  The turkey, the presents, rush rush ‘get this done in time for christmas’.  Redecoration, new furniture, clean the cars, clean the house….yet it’s the busiest time anyway where you meet people for lunch, go shopping and get merry.

I hope people just remember it’s ‘Christ-mas’ and not ‘Gimmepresents-mas’ or ‘getdrunk-mas’.

Haven’t logged in for a while because my PC crashed.  Or rather the hard drive died.

 I turned the PC one morning and nothing.  Just a prompt.

 Aaaaaargh!

So like an idiot, I hadn’t backed up my data.  All my data was gone….looked at some data recovery software, my friend came over and we tried to use it on the hard drive.  No read.  No life.  It was dead.

Despaired, I trawled web for data recovery solutions…..and found companies who claimed they could recover data from damaged hard disks.  After much enquiry, emails and phone calls I finally entrusted my data to 123 Data Recovery .  Their claim - no data recovered no data recovery fee.  It cost £117.50 including return shipping, I figured what the hell…all those photos and passwords….so I sent it off to the data recovery company.

3 days later the hard drive returned (still unusable) but all my data was on 14 DVD-Rs.  Wow.  Every last bit of data was recovered.  I’ve spent the last few months re-establishing a new windows install and migrating the data back from the dvds.

So hopefully posting will be more regular now my data has been recovered and we’re all systems go.

A big thanks and free plug to 123 Data Recovery - thanks guys!

Did a wet fart the other day, very embrassing.  Happened in M&S.

 Had done a big shite earlier…it was a bit runny and I was in a hurry so when I thought it was finished I went…but there was a bit of residual poop in my pants…then I farted (a small fart) and it went through to my jeans.  Very embrassing as I was in M&S at the time, had to exit quickly back to my car.  Nightmare if I had to get the bus.

Yuk!

For once I’m really glad it’s Friday…and I’m gonna get wasted.  Been working hard, training at the gym hard too.  Cooking really good food.  Yup, I feel like a break now.

After last weekend clearing out the loft, hopefully me and the girl will do some relaxing stuff.

Plans to cut emmissions and help the environment have not been approved or agreed by the USA.

Nice one boys….hmmmm…..

 Full article here

WIFI, cellular, infra red, bluetooth.  Soon our toilet will be hooked into the rest of the house and you’ll be able to surf using your toilet seat from 3 countries away.

 But what affect does this have on your health?  My rangemax router is designed to work up to 300ft.  Is that healthy or safe?

It’ll be interesting to see if it works out in the garden this summer, I can blog in the sunshine while using the same technology that makes my porridge hot in rapid time.

Tony decides to leave - that feck.  After all the immigrants he let in, deaths associated with Iraq and messing with basically a nest of angry wasps (the muslims) he’s now decided to feck off.  Nice one Tones, just piss off and leave Gordy the job to mop up your poo poo.

BBC  Articles

Beautifully doctored and engineered, one of the cleverist prank-clips I’ve seen